Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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