I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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