come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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