walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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