You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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