Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need to stop coming to work sober
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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