You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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