Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
How external is "for external use only"?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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