It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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