I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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