i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
she told me i tasted like america
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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