did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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