are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Watching her eat just hurts me
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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