Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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