Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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