Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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