and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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