their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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