awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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