she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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