i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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