Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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