I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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