Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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