You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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