On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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