At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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