Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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