Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I intend to get homeless drunk
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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