somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Randomize
