would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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