why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
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I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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