in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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