Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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