If i come over, it means nothing
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
