windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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