I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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