I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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