his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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