We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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