I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I don't think brook has ever known best
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He has the fingertips of a God
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