Midget sex pt 2 tonight
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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