I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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