I heard we made out
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I have aggressive nipples.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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