well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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