This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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