so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
