So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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