He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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