Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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