We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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