ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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