How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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