Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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